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Once Upon a Future Time

Created by The Brothers Uber

A sci-fi anthology full of seven futuristic fairy tales.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

A New Stretch Goal and Bret Carter Preview
almost 8 years ago – Sat, May 05, 2018 at 09:47:22 AM

New Stretch Goal - $1,450

We've reached another stretch goal and so it's time to announce a new one. The next stretch goal will be for an eBook copy of Bret Carter's short story "Cold and Hungry," in which a dimensional glitch has transformed the city into barren streets infested with creatures called sybans. These predators look like large globs of black taffy and Nicholas is the next meal. He still might live to see another day. But he’ll have to do more than keep his head. He’ll have to use it. The stretch goal will be for all backers once we reach $1,450.

As a reminder, all backers at a physical pledge level will be getting their rewards plus a 4x6 inch print of the cover image.

All backers will be receiving eBook copies of "Once Upon a Time," and "Touch of Power."

Bret Carter preview from "Jack and the Quantum Fracture," enjoy:

When I walked in the door, I was shocked to see that not only had she built a fire, she was actually cooking over it. 

She was even smiling a little. “I’ve made a decision. It’s time to selling everything.”

Part of me was afraid to hear this. Part of me was relieved. “Really?”

“We’ll start with the cows. Take just one into town and talk to Jacob.”

“Jacob?”

“At the feed store.”

“I know, but—”

“He told me some of the kids in the city are wanting to try their hand at 4-H. He said he could get a decent price. Dinner will be ready when you get home.” 

“You want me to take just one?”

“It will be faster than trying to rustle all twenty-five on foot.” 

“Twenty-four.” She grimaced. “Twenty-four. If he likes the one, I’m sure he’ll come and get the rest.”

I put on my baseball cap. In fifteen minutes, I was walking to town with one of our cows plodding along behind me tied to a rope.

The dirt road from our house didn’t have a name. But it led to a gravel road called County Road 12. From there, it was another three miles to town.

No cars came along. No trucks. No tractors. No nothing.

There wasn’t much to look at during the trip. Just the colorless sky over a colorless world. I watched my feet. I watched the way they just kept finding another step. Another. Another. Another.

So I didn’t even see the guy until we collided. He was walking the other way and apparently, he’d been watching his feet too. 

I touched my hat. “Sorry.”

“Hello, there,” the man said. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.” He wore brand-new overalls and brand-new boots. I almost expected to see the price tags dangling down.

He had gray hair and the worn-down look of someone in the suburbs of fifty, but his eyes had the shine of a toddler. “An animal,” the man said. 

I lifted the rope slightly. “Yep.”

“Meat,” the man with the toddler eyes said. And I think it was at that moment I started thinking of him as Todd. It was then or maybe later on. 

Standing there with that pitiful cow tethered like a leaky leather balloon, I didn’t say anything. I was trying to make sense of the conversation. 

Todd’s toddler eyes almost sparkled at the cow. “Meat,” he said again.

The sun had melted the frost, but even so, I felt a chill along the back of my neck. I tried to veer the conversation closer to normal. “Yep, I suppose she’s just a walking Happy Meal, huh?”

Todd seemed to notice the question mark in my voice only after thinking about it. His eyes twitched over to me and then back to the cow. “Happy food.”

Before I could decide on a response to that bit of oddness, Todd reached into the pocket of his bright blue overalls and brought his fist out, holding a handful of something. He stepped forward and knelt down beside the cow.

At first, I thought he was going to look the animal over and make an offer.

Instead, Todd opened his right hand, palm up.

There were five pieces of metal. About the size and shape of beans. Like pinto beans. Except they were bright silver. 

Todd took one of the silver beans and pushed it into the ground with his thumb, directly beneath the cow. Then he selected a second silver bean and pushed that into the ground as well, a few inches from the first one.

“Wait,” I said. “What are those?”

The man pointed at the first hole. “One for up and down.” He pointed at the second hole. “One for side to side.” Pressing the third silver bean into the ground, he said, “One for forward and backward.” He planted the remaining two. “One for moments. And one for phasing.”

I tried to recall if this was some old saying, like the wedding saying. Something old, something blue, something something or other.

But I had learned about the three dimensions at school and I had also seen that movie The Time Machine where it talked about time as the fourth dimension. 

But I had never heard of phasing. 

I started to kneel down next to the Todd. “Phasing?” I asked.

Abruptly, Todd got to his feet and stepped back. He moved so quickly, I automatically did the same.

Todd watched the cow, but he spoke to me. “To phase with the vessel. The vessel is off-phase with this phase.”

I started to ask if he meant vessel as in blood vessel. It was possible this guy was a veterinarian of sorts.

But before I could ask him to elaborate, a deep hum thickened the air.

Todd took another step back. 

I did too.

The cow blinked, not disturbed at all. But the dirt around her hooves was disturbed. Clods shuddered and wobbled. The deep hum made my skull shudder.

Then, with surprising grace, the cow rose up into the air. 

She rose and she kept rising. The rope didn’t hang down. It drifted in a loose coil right in front of her like a serpent mesmerized by her Happy Meal gaze. 

“Hey,” I said. Then I said, “Hey.”

There was shimmery air above the spot where the cow had stood. It stretched up in a nearly invisible column. Occasional glints of light rose upward, moving a little faster than the cow.

Right after the levitation began, it sped up. In less than a minute, the cow disappeared inside a cloud. 

I went over to Todd. “Hey.”

He smiled. “How about this weather?”

“What just happened?” I asked. Todd looked up and shielded his eyes. But he didn’t squint. The gesture seemed premeditated. Not natural. It looked like he was saluting the cloud.

Since he wasn’t giving me any answers, I decided to dig up the silver beans and get some answers on my own. 

But when I took a step, Todd grabbed my arm.

Hard. Like a clamp.

He didn’t say anything. He just kept looking up, his grip still painfully latched onto my arm.

I struggled a little and said, “Hey.” But that word was getting worn out, so I added. “What’s going on?”

Still cloud-gazing, Todd said, “Provisions.”

“You mean food?”

“Yes,” Todd said. “The foremost has sent me for provisions.”

“The foremost?”

“Yes.”

“The foremost what?”

Todd glanced at me with some confusion. “He is the Foremost and he sent me for provisions.”

Now I could hear the captial F. It was only then I realized what had happened to the other cattle. Whatever was going on involved yanking cows up into the sky.

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Erik Peterson Preview and Next Stretch Goal Announced
almost 8 years ago – Wed, May 02, 2018 at 06:24:36 AM

Our next stretch goal is for an eBook copy of Erik Peterson's short story "Touch of Power" for every backer once we reach $1,200 in funding. "Touch of Power" is about a super-powered thief gets caught in the power struggle between superheroes and supervillians as one of the city's biggest baddies is brought down.

And now a sample from Erik Peterson's story "Albert Bolide Spicule Battles Architeuthis Dux:"

Now nobody knows for sure, but people say 'farers who flew with 'farers who flew with Bolide claimed that he wasn't even from our universe as we know it. When he was just a little boy living in some back fold of some 82nd level higher dimension, he was too curious for his own good, and as easy as a baby like your little brother might knock over a tube of crumbernuts, Bolide wriggled his way into our universe and liked it so much he decided to stay.

When he was just eight years old, he found his way to a ship in Sol port. A little eight year old boy walked past all the hands and the scientists and the colonists, right up to the captain.

“Permission to come aboard, sir?” asked the boy.

The captain brushed him off. “Colonist registration is that way. Go get your mom to help you.”

But Bolide persisted. “I don't want to be a colonist, sir. I want to serve on your crew.”

The captain laughed, and so did the men he was talking to. Bolide still persisted. “Captain, if you're so sure it's silly how about we make a little wager?”

“What wager would I possibly want to make with a kid?”

“Would it be worth your while if I could show you how to make your warp arcs tighter?”

The Captain laughed again. “Boy, this ship has the best navigators in the Milky Way. If there's a fraction of a degree to be wrenched into a warp arc, these boys have clamped it down.”

“Then that's the bet,” said Bolide. “Give me five minutes with the nav computer. If I can get your warp arc a half a degree tighter, you let me on your crew.”

“Well,” said the Captain, “if this isn't the craziest way I've ever seen a lad try to get a free tour of the bridge.”

“Bridge?” said the boy. “I'd have thought the captain of a ship like this would carry an interface with him everywhere. Maybe I should go find a vessel that knows what it’s doing.”

There was no laughter at that, because now the joke wasn't on the boy, it was on the captain, and nobody wanted to laugh at the captain.

So, the captain squatted down next to the boy and pulled up a display in the air between them. He swirled a few icons and changed a few settings and said, “There, kid. You've got a simulation of the navigation program. Knock yourself out.” And he went back to talking with his men.

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We Did It, and Then Some (Plus Second Stretch Goal Revealed)
almost 8 years ago – Sat, Apr 28, 2018 at 06:09:09 AM

First off, thank you for the support!

It's been an amazing couple of days and not only have we funded, but we've also exceeded our first stretch goal. This means that everyone who has backed for a pledge with a physical reward ($15 pledge levels and above) will be receiving a free 4x6 inch print of the cover image.

Now on to more exciting news. Our second stretch goal is for an eBook copy of the children's book "Once Upon a Time." "Once Upon a Time" features the amazing artwork of Meredith Moriarty, cover artist for "Once Upon a Future Time," interior illustrator for "Once Upon a Time, A Bit Earlier," and creator of the webcomic "Third Shift Society," which can be read at: http://www.thirdshiftsociety.com/ Once we reach $1,000 in funding, the stretch goal will be unlocked and all backers will receive the eBook for "Once Upon a Time."

And as a bit of housekeeping, for those in the Philadelphia, PA area this weekend, Meredith and I are set up at the Great Philadelphia Comic Con. You can find us at booths 515 and i13.

We look forward to being able to unlock more stretch goals and add more great rewards.

And finally, expect the first preview update to occur this weekend.

Thank You and First Stretch Goal Reveal
almost 8 years ago – Wed, Apr 25, 2018 at 07:44:46 PM

First off, we want to say thank you to everyone who has backed the campaign so far. As it stands we are close to funding and thought it would be a great time to announce our first stretch goal. For those new to Kickstarter, a stretch goal is a bonus that we are able to provide as a result of overfunding beyond our initial goal. It's a way to say thank you and make the rewards even better.

When we reach $650 in funding all pledge levels that include a physical reward will receive a free 4x6 inch mini print of the cover image. Once again, a free mini print for all pledge levels with a physical reward once we reach $650 in pledges.

As time goes on and funding continues will announce other goals to help make things even better.

In the coming weeks we'll be releasing snippets from the stories in the anthology as a preview of what you'll find inside the book. Each story will receive its own update and should be posted about one every 4-5 days.

We're excited to bring this project to life and are happy that you're a part of the journey.

Thank you!